Kitten’s toys reviews L’amour Premium Silicone Beaded Probe. Semi new to the anal world, lets see how she likes it…

I’ve been wanting to expand my anal toy collection (wait. Does one lonely butt plug count as a collection?), so I said hell yes!

Using this was definitely a different experience from butt plugs! The length of the probe was definitely a new sensation… I think that this toy would be an excellent warm up for sex with a partner. I also really enjoyed using a toy vaginally with this. I did find myself grabbing a more slender dildo than one I normally use, and even with that switch, it was really tight. My orgasms were more intense than normal, and the feeling of fullness left me purring. I’m really wanting to try having this in me during vaginal sex with a partner.

I’m a big fan of this toy. The sizing was perfect for an anal n00b like myself, and I don’t think that I will be looking for any similar anal probes/beads that are larger or longer than this.  For me, it’s pretty much perfect.

Check out the entire review here!

Come see whats new at Cal Exotics this week!

Our brand new Fluttering Fantasy collection includes four distinctly different and exciting shapes. They are soft, sensual touch massagers with strategically placed nodules, swirls, curves, and tips for added stimulation. Add to all that, 3 speeds of fluttering action, and it’s a winner! The Spright, Waltz, Prism, and Lush models are waterproof, and constructed with safe and pure TPR and ABS plastic. These will take your breathe away.

We also have some new additions to our Lia collection. Fist is our Lia Love Balls, these are perfectly weighted silicone pleasure balls with a stretchy and durable retrieval cord. Available in pink and purple. Next is our Lia Lover, this is a pure silicone massager with 10 incredible functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation. Soft, pliable, flexible, seamless, and unscented with soft touch controls…and did we mention waterproof? Available in pink and purple. Lia just got that much better.

Now lets see how great they all look…

	Fluttering Fantasy – Spright
	Item Number: SE-0779-10-3 Take control of your fantasies with these soft, sensual tough fluttering massagers. Strategically placed nodules, swirls, curves, and tips for added stimulation. 3 speeds of fluttering action. Push button control. TPR (massager) ABS (cap) ABS with Silver Plating (ring). 2 AAA batteries.
	Fluttering Fantasy – Waltz
	Item Number: SE-0779-20-3Take control of your fantasies with these soft, sensual tough fluttering massagers. Strategically placed nodules, swirls, curves, and tips for added stimulation. 3 speeds of fluttering action. Push button control. TPR (massager) ABS (cap) ABS with Silver Plating (ring). 2 AAA batteries.
	Fluttering Fantasy – Prism
	Item Number: SE-0779-30-3Take control of your fantasies with these soft, sensual tough fluttering massagers. Strategically placed nodules, swirls, curves, and tips for added stimulation. 3 speeds of fluttering action. Push button control. TPR (massager) ABS (cap) ABS with Silver Plating (ring). 2 AAA batteries.
	Fluttering Fantasy – Lush
	Item Number: SE-0779-40-3Take control of your fantasies with these soft, sensual tough fluttering massagers. Strategically placed nodules, swirls, curves, and tips for added stimulation. 3 speeds of fluttering action. Push button control. TPR (massager) ABS (cap) ABS with Silver Plating (ring). 2 AAA batteries.
	Lia Love Balls
	Pink - Item Number: SE-4560-04-3  Purple - Item Number: SE-4560-08-3 Perfectly weighted Silicone pleasure ball system. Stretchy, durable retrieval cord. ABS with Silicone coating.
	Lia Lover
	Pink - Item Number: SE-4560-40-3  Purple - Item Number: SE-4560-50-3 Sensual curves for maximum pleasure! Pure Silicone, premium, high powered massagers with intense stimulation at tip. Soft, pliable, flexible, seamless, and unscented. 10 incredible functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation. Soft touch controls with separate EZ on/off button. Silicone (massager) ABS (cap) ABS with Silver Plating (décor ring). 2 AA batteries.

It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! ~Mark Twain

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” ~Robin Williams

As the days became longer with the time change in March, our question to you is: Did your love life spring forward, too? Spring is indeed the time of the birds and the bees, when winter’s cold grasp releases its tight grip. It’s the season of renewal and reproduction. As nature is blooming, many of us also experience an awakening of our love life.

Although we humans do not have a proper mating season (as all year long seems to work for most people), we do react to the seasonal shifts. If fact, the number of unplanned pregnancies peaks during spring! This may be due to higher sperm counts in men or perhaps the excitement of shedding some of those bulky winter clothes in favor of some skimpier styles that show a little more skin.

So as the weather changes and you change with it, are you prepared for the seasonal effects? If you have been feeling a little restless, impulsive or easily distracted these days, you could be coming down with a bad case of spring fever (which can be a good thing with a little help).

Here are a few of our remedies to help you not only survive the shift from winter to spring, but to thrive as well:

1. Take care of your skin! This season is associated with greater sun exposure, so in addition to a good sunscreen with at least SPF 15, make sure to nurture your largest sexual organ: your skin! Full of nerve endings and all of those fantastic erogenous zones, doesn’t it make sense to make your skin look and feel its best this spring with some soothing moisturizer? Did you know that the Tantric Massage candles also make a great moisturizer? When heated, the candle liquefies into a warm, moisturizing massage oil that enriches the skin and enhances the touch. Choose your favorite scent or flavor. Try the Green Tea scent, which is infused with pheromones for added sex appeal!

2. Put a little spring in your step with a new toy! Have you tried any of the fantastic toys in the Vanity by Jopen line? Choose one of the many alluring shapes that are ergonomically designed for the natural contours of a woman. These rechargeable stimulators are waterproof, whisper quiet and made of premium silicone, which is unscented, non-porous, hypoallergenic and maintains/retains body heat.

3. Have a spring fling! If you are single, spring is the time to mingle. Let your friends know you are “looking” but not interested in being set up per se. Plan a fun evening with some friends and encourage each person to bring a single friend, too. This is a great way to meet someone who is likely to share some of your interests, without having all of the pressure of a blind date.

4. Plan a spring break! That’s right; fun in the sun is not just for the rowdy college kids! Plan an adult Spring Break and bring some of your favorite travel size goodies. Whether you are flying off to a secluded tropical location or just enjoying a staycation right at home, try the Waterproof Travel Kit. This mini massager is great for providing the clitoral stimulation you need and with 3 interchangeable pleasure sleeves, you can have a variety of pleasurable experiences. It will be your battery operated boyfriend while you are away, or if you are traveling as a couple, it is a great way to enhance foreplay. For added fun, also include some Edible Climax Gel along with your Travel Kit. It is a mint flavored, cool, tingly love gel. For guys traveling solo with hopes of a spring fling, bring along the Travel Jackmaster. It is a premium self-contained masturbator in a discreet travel size! Its dual-sided pleasure chamber has unique tinglers and ridges for satisfying sensations and the flexi-grip design provides controlled stroking pressure.

5. Remember to be safe! We already mentioned higher sperm counts and more unplanned pregnancies. If condoms are your choice for disease prevention and birth control, make sure to use them correctly and use some lube, too. Did you know that using lube can actually increase condom effectiveness because adequate lubrication is important to prevent condom breakage? Make sure that when you use a condom, you (or your partner) tear open the wrapper carefully (teeth or nails can damage the condom, so no need to be too dramatic if it increases your risk of pregnancy or sexually transmitted infection). Place a drop or two of lubricant inside the condom. If you like, you can also put some more lubricant onto the outside of the condom once it is on. If you are having trouble choosing from the wide variety of lubes available on the market, try Universal Lube. It takes the guesswork out of buying a lubricant because it is safe for you and all of your toys (even the silicone ones!). This condom safe, long lasting, silicone based, water resistant lube also contains soothing Aloe Vera and Vitamin E.

Enjoy this beautiful season of renewal and rejuvenation. If you have any questions, please email us. We look forward to chatting with you soon!

Warmly,

Dr. Jessica and Ryan

Lucid Obsession reviews L’Amour Thumper. Check out what she had to say!

I find that overall, the Thumper is an attractive toy.  It’s a very pretty purple and the shape is not intimating and the control buttons are sleek…  

One of the features that I love about the Thumper is that it has a removable battery pack that holds three AAA batteries.  This makes it super easy to remove your batteries while the toy is not in use but keep them handy.  The control panel has three buttons; a dedicated on/off, vibration control, and rotation control.  The buttons light up a very bright blue which I like and are easy to use…

The Thumper has a cute little bunny shaped arm where the vibrations are focused.  The vibrations are a medium-high and a tad buzzy, but exceptionally quiet.  There are three steady levels of vibration and four functions of pulsation and escalation…

Overall, the l’Amour Thumper will be a good toy for many people.  It has a lot of the features I look for in a toy, the shape just didn’t quite work for me.

Check our the entire review here!

The month of April has been designated Sexual Assault Awareness Month (SAAM) in the United States. The goal of SAAM is to raise public awareness about sexual violence and to educate communities and individuals on how to prevent sexual violence.

The April 2011 Sexual Assault Awareness Month campaign focuses on everyone speaking up to prevent sexual violence in our neighborhoods, communities, workplaces and schools.  The 2011 national Sexual Assault Awareness Month (SAAM) campaign explores common, everyday behaviors and offers individuals viable, responsible ways to intervene. This primary prevention approach helps to create environments where people are safe in their relationships, families, neighborhoods, schools, work places and communities.

This year’s SAAM brings together resources and information, thus offering everyone the opportunity to address behaviors before sexual violence occurs.

To learn more abour SAAM & to see what events are going on in your area please check out this site

Early in the week we posted a blog about sexy text messages! But our loyal fans did not think they were so sexy. So we asked you to give us some examples. Here they are…

1. I’m thinking about you….licking my lips, kissing my neck then moving down….tease me with your tongue, round & round my nipples lightly kiss my naval then right between my legs~Touch me, feel me, lick me!
2. *wipes mouth* Table for one and I am hungry!
3. Bind me.
4. Not on the pill? don’t worry, my tongue shoots blanks
5. Me-”Im really horny tonight”
   My girlfriend-”oh yeah?come here on my break and Ill put you on the hood of the truck & lick your nice juicy pussy til your about to cum,then slide my fingers in and penetrate your cunt deep and hard til you have an orgasm of Pleasure,then Ill lick all your sweet creamy cum off your pretty kitty”
   Me-”Im on my way
6. I’m at my desk, but I just watched you walk by, and your ass was dancing like a butterfly on a mission to decorate the world, and I gotta tell you, my cock wants in on that mission so bad, I’m thinking we need to hit that boardroom on the third floor and lock the door for an hour or so. Care to cum join me?
7. Make me kneel before you.
8. I cannot wait until I have you tied up again. My tongue teasing over every inch of you. Licking every hole. Using that bullet you like on your clit while fucking you. You’re MINE tonight!
9. I can’t wait to taste you
10. It’s a beautiful day for a bike ride. I don’t have a motorcycle, but I do give free mustache rides, and I can go bpbpbpbpbp
11. Tonight I’m going to spread you on the dining room table and feast my eyes, fingers, lips…and paddle. *pushes ties discreetly behind chair with toe* Oh yeah, baby. Be afraid. >:D
12. Use me.
13. baby come over tonight so i can suck u so damn good that my new neighbors know my name…
14. You don’t need birth control, my tongue shoots blanks.
15. Meet me in the driveway. Turn the bass up on your stereo. I will climb onto your gear shift and ride it while you stroke your cock to the sight of me. Bite me, slap my ass and hear me scream. Then we will make our way to the back seat where I will take every bit of your hard cock into my eager wet mouth and deep into my throat. Grab my hair, thrust my head up and down until I’m gagging and gasping for breath. Then I want you to cum… cum in my mouth, and all over my tits and watch as I lick every yummy drop up
16. You’d better be coming home soon! Mr Jack Rabbit is running full speed. Let’s see who *comes* first
17. I’m going to tie you down, and slowly run my fingers down your body. Find stopping at each nipple and pinching it nice and hard, then on down to tease your clit with my tongue. Making you beg me for more; but you won’t get it that easily. I… will slide my fingers into your hot dripping Pussy one by one until no more can fit. Moving in and out as fast and hard as I can I will take you to the edge of an orgasm and when you can’t take it anymore I will shove my dick deep inside of you and command you to cum with me….
18. Take me.
19. I’m hungry, I need you to stuff my mouth with your fat cock mmmmm
20. I am yours to do with whatever you want.
21. When I get home I plan on eating your pussy until you collapse from so many orgasms that my face is covered in your juices!
22. Ever have your belly button tickled? Yeah, but I’ll do it from the inside.
23. Put it where the sun don’t shine
24. The bright sun light pierced my closed eyes as she moved her head, coming back to life, she was moving slowly was she seeking another one? The small movements, the fresh spring air, god she was going over the top once more. The whimper, followed by the contractions and the sudden realization of being even wetter then I was. The look on her face confirmed it, she was content once more. But, the sight of her slowly getting off my stiff body, the point that we were connected was glistening. Squatting over me, contraction those well trained muscles, expelled even more of our random meeting. All she said was thanks, as she jogged off to who knows where
25. I want your face buried in my pussy now…..please hurry n get here…mmm mmm mmm
26. I dream of you hear with me, with nothing but our imahinations. i can almost feel you here…caressing me…touching me. In the deep of the night i dream of your touch, i am dying to feel your touch all over my body.
27. I wish I was there fucking your face
28. My sweet, if you pretend to be Liberace tonight, I’ll do my best Dizzy Gillespie and blow you away
29. Hey, my naughty slut come over master wants to strap you down kiss your lip’s and neck while master massages your nipple’s and clit plus,fingers your hot wet juicy pussy. Then,master will kiss and lick his way slowly down your body sucking… nibbling your nipple’s really good while master still rubs your clit . Then, master will lick his way down bury his face between your leg’s lick and suck on your clit until you have numerous orgasmssss begging master to stop.Then master will stuff your mouth with his big long thick cock make his naughty slut gag on it after master feed’s you his big cock he’ll unstrap you bend you over lick and tongue fuck your sexy ass really good. Before, master slides his big long thick cock deep inside his naughty slut and pound her hot wet juicy pussy deep and hard while master spank’s your ass. THIS IS MORE THAN ONE TEXT

What do you think?

Check out this great article on our new Something Blue Collection…

Our 5-Function Precious Metals line of intensely powerful massagers now are available in slim versions called 5-Function Precious Metals…Slender Slim and Slender G! Both of these styles were created as a response to your requests, so here they are! With 5 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, these metallic plated slim massagers have power to spare!

Support rings have become staple products in our line, and our new Silicone Support Rings will quickly become best sellers! Available in clear, black, and ivory, each package contains three (3) rings…medium, large, and extra large. These are great for use on their own for enhancement, or roll off of a pump cylinder to maintain results…these are great for multi-purpose use.

Who doesn’t like a little light-hearted fun in the bedroom? You are going to love our new Smackers, two sturdy whimsical paddles designed for some fun fetish play. The Kisser and Triple Kisser!

Now Lets see them all…  

	5-Function Precious Metal Slims – Slender Slim
	Silver - Item Number: SE-0500-01-3 Gold - Item Number: SE-0500-02-3 Gunmetal - Item Number: SE-0500-03-3 Bronze - Item Number: SE-0500-04-3 Feminine design with intense power! Slim, sleek, smooth and seamless massagers. 5 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation. Soft push button control. ABS with Metallic Plating (massager and cap) Silicone (control button) 2 AAA batteries.
	5-Function Precious Metal Slims – Slender G
	Silver - Item Number: SE-0500-05-3 Gold - Item Number: SE-0500-06-3 Gunmetal - Item Number: SE-0500-07-3 Bronze - Item Number: SE-0500-08-3 Feminine design with intense power! Slim, sleek, smooth and seamless massagers. 5 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation. Soft push button control. ABS with Metallic Plating (massager and cap) Silicone (control button) 2 AAA batteries.
	Silicone Support Rings
	Clear - Item Number: SE-1455-20-2 Black - Item Number: SE-1455-25-2 Ivory - Item Number: SE-1455-30-2 Medium, Large, and X-Large multi-purpose rings. 100% Pure silicone.
	Smackers – Big Kisser
	Item Number: SE-2777-10-1 Sturdy paddles designed for fun fetish play! PU (paddle) Iron (grommet).
	Smackers – Triple Kisser
	Item Number: SE-2777-20-1 Sturdy paddles designed for fun fetish play! PU (paddle) Iron (grommet).