In this featured Sexperts review, Georga shares her thoughts on our Couture Collection Masseur. Ergonomically shaped personal and capable of seven different functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, it delivers all of the elegance and quality the Couture Collection is known for.

California Exotics Couture Collection Masseur

I am more than a bit behind in getting up reviews because of an injury that has put me in a good deal of pain so without further ado I bring you the Masseur from California Exotics.  Originally I didn’t like this toy but after giving it a second go around there is really a lot that I like about it.

First, let’s get the secs out of the way.

  • 5 inches long and 1.75 inches wide
  • 7 functions that include vibrate, pulsate and escalate
  • Takes 2 AAA batteries
  • Made from silicone
  • Two button control for easy use
  • Waterproof

Originally I was disappointed that this wasn’t a dildo type of toy.  I have not had much luck with things that aren’t insert-able just because of how my body is wired and after trying out the Couture Collection Masseur during couples play I was sure that this toy would never get used again.  Some alone time with the toy and I changed my tune.

The first thing that I discovered is that it doesn’t slide easily over the body, you really need lube with this and I am not a huge fan of lube, again, mostly because of how my body works.  Most people will tell you there is no such thing as too much lube.  I can tell you, in fact I can prove to you, that there is.   That is my biggest complaint about the toy, well, that and it’s pink.  I really dislike pink.

The one thing that I love about this toy is it’s ergonomic design.  It’s really easy on the hand to use and doesn’t do anything to aggravate things like tendinitis or carpel tunnel (I wish I could say that about many of the other vibrators on the market).  Even better is that it’s designed with both the hand in mind and other body contours.  For those of you who masturbate by slipping your hand between your closed legs, the Couture Collection Masseur will take all the pressure off your hand.  The toy sits perfectly over the public bone without putting stress on the hand and wrist and is perfect for grinding on.  The two button controls are easy to use.  The one is an on off switch, the other controls the speed and functions.  I found the vibrations just strong enough.  By that I mean this toy will bring you some real pleasure without getting you off too fast.  If you are looking for something to get the job done quickly, this one isn’t going to do it.  For some this is going to be the perfect warm up toy.

Something else that I love about this toy, in fact it’s something I love about all Cal Exotics toys, is that it’s very quiet.  I have this one metal vibrator (I think it’s the first vibrator I ever purchased) that is several years old that still works but it sounds like it’s going to rattle apart or go into orbit.  In fact, I am sure the neighbors can hear it it’s so damn loud.  It’s always been a loud toy and over the years it’s gotten louder, which I didn’t think was possible.  That isn’t a problem with anything that I have gotten from California Exotics.

At $67.00 this toy is really worth saving a few extra pennies for.